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Many things, Fools and Kings

What's happenin', Hot Stuff? Jeez Louise, Thelma. It has been an eon since I wrote in here. Okay, so it's actually more like three months, but still. Let's see, things that've changed: drug regimens, usual friends drama, a couple funerals, and more. Things that haven't changed: place of residency, hair color and where I go to school (i.e. nowhere). I do have my temps (yay!). I have a job kinda lined up, but I'm not sure when I want to start. I want to be able to drive myself (I hate dependig on other people). I think that when I start a job I go off of my dad's insurance. So decisions decisions. I am hoping to save money up for a trip to Maine (*crosses fingers*) with Melinda in March. So I'm just keepin on keepin on. haha fun for me. Well, I've got to go finish up dinner (mmm Steak and ground beef chili with spaghetti yumm) so later days!

Jolene

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MY BIRTHDAY!!!

hey party people! well, it's officially over. i am no longer a teenager! ahhh! so, life's not exactly where i thought it would be right now, but hey, is anybody's? so this birthday has been good so far, i know i know, you're thinking 'It's only been like an hour, kid, how can it be so good?' well, i will tell you. My parents bought me a new huge bed, which is my new favorite thing cause i can actually sprawl out and get actual rest on. Katy gave me my present last week, which I love because it is practical and cute. But the best thing of all happened on Friday: I went out to eat with the family at Applebee's and worked things out so that Katy would come pick me up for a Roswell marathon. So she brings me back to her new apartment (where I've practically been living) and SURPRISE!! My lovely and awesome friends threw me a surprise party!! I've never had one before, and let me tell you this one was great. Tommy and Jen baked me TWO cakes, they decorated the apartment, and they got me a bottle of my newest and bestest friend: TEQUILA!!! I had to do quite a few vodka shots just to catch up to Tommy and Jen. Needless to say, I got trashed for my birthday. I felt slightly bad because I was pretty drunk by the time all the other people showed up. But it was so great having my friends around for my birthday. And of course the party rocking with tequila shots with vodka chasers(me), tap dancing in the kitchen (tommy and jen), shmoking (me, katy, randy, and more), being "sober as a moose" after i make jeffrey do a full power hour to catch up (i was so proud cause he's my lil bro and only 15), having ol friends from high school show up (i just love those girls- danielle, tiff, rita, kasey, danielle g), making drunken confessions (me again), drunk dialing katy's ex (me and tommy moaning on the phone), me repeatedly telling katy "this is the best birthday ever!", Tommy pulling on his pants while asking me" Where are my pants?!" to which I reply "You're putting them on right now!", playing a strip or shoot game, Tommy getting completely bare assed naked for me on my b-day, and ending the party as usual with not one drop of alcohol left in the entire apartment. It really was the greatest b-day I've had in too many years. well, later gators, i have to get up early to watch Kierstyn today. I know, it's so my brothers can go golfing on my birthday. Aren't I  a good sister and aunt? And my brothers never even get me presents on my birthday either. I'm going to skedaddle, so muah!

Jolene

UNIQUE SURVEY, BLATANTLY STOLEN FROM KATY

.:BASIC INFO:.
NAME YOU GO BY: Jolene 
AGE: 19 
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? CITY/STATE: Galloway, Ohio 
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?: yep 
HOW MANY CHILDREN?: none yet, but hopefully as many as I can support
WHAT KIND OF PET DO YOU HAVE?: none anymore 
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR MOTHER?: for the most part
HOW ABOUT YOUR FATHER?: the majority of the time, yea
AND YOUR SIBLINGS?: we get along better now that we've grown up 
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HOSPITALIZED?: seeing as they hospitalize dying people, yes. I always seem to end up in the hospital in March
IF YES, WHY?: They needed to figure out why I was dying, and then this year it was for surgery to correct the reason I was dying.
.:NOW ONTO THE GOODIES:.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?: "Nature Boy" by Nat King Cole 
WHY IS THIS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?: i really believe that the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return 
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE (JUST ONE): Princess Bride 
WHY IS THIS YOUR FAVORITE?: come on, it's a classic and I can quote the entire thing
GIVE ME A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOUR LIFE COMPLETELY.: let's go with the simple: When You're Good to Mama from Chicago 
NAME ME 3 PRESIDENTS BEFORE JFK.: Wilson, Hayes, Jackson
BUSH SR. OR BUSH JR.?: um neither. 
WHAT SOUTH PARK CHARACTER ARE YOU?: Stan Marsh 
WHAT SONG MAKES YOU CRY?: On Eagle's Wings
WHAT MOVIE MOVES YOU?: it sounds stupid and childish, but i always feel so bad after watching Spirit (the disney horse movie) 
DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?: nope
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING YES TO THE ABOVE QUESTION.
DO YOU SWEAR IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS?: not if i can help it 
WHAT IS YOUR DRINK (ALCOHOLIC)?: vodka mixed with red bull
WHAT IS YOU DRINK (NON-ALCOHOL)?: creme soda
GIVE ME YOUR FAVE RESTAURANT.: Applebee's
WHAT IS YOUR DISH AT SAID RESTAURANT.:appetizers, chimi cheesecake
EVERYONE HAS STOLEN SOMETHING. NAME SOMETHING YOU'VE STOLEN.: a pink barbie comb when i was like 4
DO YOU COOK?: not if i can help it, lol
GIVE ME YOUR MOST EXTRAVAGENT LIE YOU'VE EVER USED.: i don't really lie that much anymore
HAVE YOU EVER GONE A DATE WITH SOMEONE YOU THOUGHT WAS REPULSIVE?: i didn't find them repulsive at the time, but now...
NAME YOUR FAVORITE SNACK CAKE.: ho hos
HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO GET OUT OF GOING SOMEWHERE?: all the time

.:ARE YOU GETTING TIRED YET?:.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION AND WHAT CITY DOES IT SERVE?: 97.1 Columbus
WHAT KIND OF STATION IS IT? (WHAT KIND OF MUSIC OR TOPICS?): Mix
DO YOU OWN A DIGITAL CAMERA? HOW MANY PIXELS?: no
FAVORITE SCENT OF CANDLE.: sandelwood or lemongrass
FAVORITE NASCAR DRIVER. (OR AT LEAST NAME ONE): i'd prefer not to name one of those hillbilly rednecks 
NAME THE JUDGES ON AMERICAN IDOL.: Paula, Randy, Simon 
ARE YOU REGISTERED TO VOTE?: yes 
DO YOU VOTE?: yes i do and it's not for any Republicans
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: *knocks on wood* not yet
WHAT WAS THE REASON FOR YOUR LAST PULL-OVER?: i've never been pulled over ;p
HAVE YOU CRIED TO GET OUT OF A TICKET?: see above
HAVE YOU EATEN OR DRANK SOMETHING IN A SUPERMARKET AND NOT PAID FOR IT?: not that i recall
HOW LOUD ARE YOUR HEADPHONES? (ALL THE WAY UP OR MODERATE):med

SERIOUSLY, THERE IS NO RHYME OR REASON FOR THIS QUIZ

IF YOU SMOKE, WHAT'S YOUR BRAND.: whatever I bum off of Katy 
IF YOU DON'T SMOKE, GIVE ME YOUR ..1 REASON YOU DON'T.: lmao Me angrily gesturing with a cig: "You pussy! 'Oh I have asthma' waa waa, I have a fuckin respiratory illness and I'm still smoking!"
HOW OFTEN DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?: once every few months 
WHAT CD IS IN YOUR CD PLAYER RIGHT THIS SECOND?: RENT
WHAT CAR DO YOU OWN? (OR AT LEAST DRIVE): i don't drive
WHAT WAS THE LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED ON TV?: Pinky and the Brain
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED IN THE THEATRE?: The Hills Have Eyes
IF THE SKY COULD BE A DIFFERENT COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT IT TO BE?: Purple!
HAVE YOU PLAYED IN THE RAIN IN THE PAST TWO YEARS?: last weekend Katy and I were pretty goofy in the rain
DO YOU HAVE STRETCH MARKS?: well, be on excessive doses of steroids for over a year and see what your answer will be 
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: nope, just what it conceals
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? AND HAVE YOU EVER SAW ONE?: yes and no
HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU GET AT NIGHT?: around 9 
DO YOU TAKE A NAP ONCE A DAY?: only if my chemo is particularly kicking my ass that day
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAVE CHAPPELLE CHARACTER?: the crack addict 
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNL CHARACTER?: Jarret or the Boston Teens 
NAME ME 3 HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS.: Luna, Moaning Myrtle, Lavender 
WHAT CHARACTER IN TV OR MOVIES IS JUST LIKE YOU.:i dunno you tell me
WHAT CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?: let me think about it
PRO-LIFE OR PRO-CHOICE?: Pro-choice 
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP AT AGE 5?: a princess 
HOW ABOUT AT 15?: A foreign diplomat
AND NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??: i'm just hoping to grow up. we'll see what happens 
WHAT SPORT DO YOU FOLLOW?: none 
WHAT SPORT DO YOU HATE?: i find pretty much all of them to be boring
NOW, NAME 3 PLAYERS IN THE SPORT YOU HATE.:how about...no
YOU HAVE 10 MILLION DOLLARS (PRETEND I GAVE IT TO YOU)
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU BUY?: my financial freedom (pay off bills) then a house 
WHAT CHARITY DO YOU GIVE TO (IF ANY)?:Medical research and then to women's shelters 
BESIDES YOURSELF, WHO ELSE IN YOUR LIFE WILL BENEFIT FROM YOUR MONEY?: my family
WHAT ONE THING WOULD YOU SPLURGE ON THAT YOU DON'T NEED, BUT ALWAYS WANTED: more than 1 house
HAVE YOU ALREADY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE THIS SURVEY?: yep
 
CAN YOU HANDLE MORE QUESTIONS?
 
DO YOU THINK MASTURBATION IS WRONG?: nope
DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE SPAYED OR NEUTERED?: no, that's terrible
INTERRATIAL COUPLES..YAY OR NAY?: yay!  
DO YOU THINK THAT GAY PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED?: definitely
HAVE YOU EVER PROTESTED ANYTHING?: yes
IF YES, WHAT?: animal acts in circuses
IF YOU COULD GET FREE PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD YOU GET DONE?: lypo  
IS RACISM ALIVE TODAY?: sadly yes 
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE?: no 
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS A GOOD REASON FOR DIVORCE?: lots of things, such as cheating, finding out your spouse really likes the opposite sex lol
DO YOU THINK THAT HUSBANDS GET THE RAW DEAL OR THE WIVES?: neither 
WHAT ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX ARE YOU JEALOUS ABOUT?: the double standard when they're fat (ex. fat guys are funny, fat girls are sad) 
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR?: a couple days ago 
WHY DID YOU GO?: routine blood work
WHERE IN YOUR HOUSE DO YOU USUALLY EAT?: the living room 
DO YOU USE COASTERS?:no 
APPROXIMATELY, HOW MANY BOOKS HAVE YOU READ IN YOUR LIFETIME?: hundreds 
DO YOU OWN A DVR?: nope 
IF YES, WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU RECORDED.:
WHEN DID YOU LISTEN TO YOUR LAST CASSETTE TAPE?: I can't even remember 
CAN YOU DANCE??: not at all, i think i look retarded 
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON WELFARE?: nope 
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BRIDGE CARD IS?: no 
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR SHEET ON YOUR BED?: hot pink 
WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?:um watermelon pucker and vodka 

any thoughts on the possible birthday tattoo?